Thursday, February 28, 2013

More weasel words...and phrases

-Yes I made a mistake, but it was only a tiny one sir, 3% -- J.B.
 
-I don't remember doing it.
 
-oops, my bad  -- J.L.
 
-I'm doing the best that I can   -- J.L.
 
Dean Tudor, Ryerson University Journalism Professor Emeritus
Treasurer, Wine Writers' Circle of Canada
Look it up and you'll remember it; screw it up and you'll never forget it.
Creator of Canada's award-winning wine satire site at http://fauxvoixvincuisine.blogspot.com

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

More Interim Score

I hope your campaign is going to include attack ads :-) -- A.C.


Chimo!  www.deantudor.com
 

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

After the Compliance Audit Committee reported out Feb 25...

"This is offensive," [Adam] Vaughan hissed. "There's not a rule he didn't break. There are no consequences if you break the rules. And if you find rules that are broken, it doesn't matter."
 
It is now anybody's game: you no longer need to know the rules before you break the rules.
 
Anarchy reigns forever: the bullies will rule....
 
All hail the New Order!!!
 

Interim Score

 

Monday, February 25, 2013

Radio Talk Show on CIUT

Any day now I'll begin my six hour daily talk show on CIUT, seven days a week, featuring GOSPEL Music...I'll be able to get that right wing constituency under my spell, and get their vote. Music and words, words and music. Lots of phone in conversations. And the whole show can be written off my taxes, no problem...just ask Schadenford...
 

Campaign Posters, etc.

Folks, I've decided to go with DECO Labels and Tags -- they've made the cheapest proposal so far for all my printed needs. Besides, it keeps the money in the Schadenford Family. Of course, I can always plead ignorance...Why not?
 

More phrases

Sadly my young eyes can't read the fine print. Hey that might be another weasel phrase for you... Joe B.