Fw: New Canadian Duo

From Joe Bornstein...

 

 

 

 

Rob Ford and Blue Jays

HAIKU

Blue Jays fans rejoice
Second chances are the norm
In Rob Ford's city

 

....written by Mike Oz, not me...

Chimo! www.deantudor.com

Ford drinking? His comment on responding to Jan 20/14 video...

According to the Star online site --

"On Tuesday, hours after the release of the first video, Ford admitted he had been drinking. The mayor's admission comes one week after he told reporters he no longer drank.

"I was with some friends and what I do in my personal life and (with) my personal friends, that's up to me," Ford told reporters at city hall."

 

Since Ford is wily enough to only answer direct questions to the manner in which they were phrased, then I must take this to mean – Ford does still drink, but only with his friends and on his own time.

 

He just does not drink while on the job, as mayor or whatever.

 

Ok? Got that? FORD STILL DRINKS, but only on his own time. He's an abstaining Mayor....

Chimo! www.deantudor.com

One story we might be seeing in November...

...TRAWNA (GOSH News Services) – Mayor Rob Ford, who earlier ran for re-election, has decided to call for a recount, despite losing by 200,000 votes.  "The fix was in," said the former mayor. "They deliberately miscounted the ballots – I need to see every one of them, to find the errors. Come on, everybody who votes in Toronto loves me. I brought in a whack of grass from Colorado, and you're telling me that I lost the election? Not possible...."

 

Chimo! www.deantudor.com