TRAWNA (GOSH News Services) – Councillor Doug Ford, who ran for election as Toronto's Mayor, has decided to call for a recount, despite losing by 65,000 votes. "The fix was in," said the councillor. "They deliberately miscounted the ballots – I need to see every one of them, to find the errors. Come on, everybody who votes in Toronto loves me. I brought in a whack of grass from Colorado, and you're telling me that I lost the election? Not possible...."
Monday, October 27, 2014
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Ford Trade-Ins
TRAWNA – (GOSH News Services) – GOSH has just found out that apparently, the current Rob Ford model has been recalled due to some problems with its internal combustion engine (something about belching black gas)...
Owners are required to show evidence of ownership and go to their closest Ford dealership in order to pick up the substitute model, Doug Ford.
The latest model (not necessarily the newest) is the Druggie, er, Dougie line, more powerful than the Robbery, er, Robbie line, but still prone to gaffes in its pickup. There are also slight problems with its deceleration procedures which might lead to whiplash, but that is usually cured by its rapid acceleration in times of need. The model is usually more focused than one would think.
More news on this recall as it happens....
Chimo! www.deantudor.com
Monday, August 18, 2014
Re: Schadenford is an Idiot, part 789
Hi Dean.........Thanks for the memo......after consulting me, myself and I......
can only say that Rob's grasp of truth is truly beyond belief or understanding.
He's definitely no entertaining Honest Liar...................Chimo, Jean
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Schadenford is an Idiot, part 789
Re – explosives at City Hall Monday August 11/14:
Monday – when asked whether he was acting on the advice of police by publicizing the threat, Schadenford responded: "No, I'm acting on my own advice."
But Friday – Schadenford said: "I talked to police. They came into my office. Should I go out and talk to the media? Yes, do exactly that."
and Friday – Toronto Police responded – "The officers were spoken to by their supervisors, and the officers' recollection differs."
Repeat - "I talked to police. They came into my office. Should I go out and talk to the media? Yes, do exactly that."
But again, Friday – Schadenford said: "I called security and I did exactly what security told me to do"
and Friday – "City Hall security staff was not consulted in the mayor's media strategy"
Repeat - "I called security and I did exactly what security told me to do"
So what happened to "No, I'm acting on my own advice." ???
Great material for a re-election campaign...Amazon has no total claim on doublespeak...
Chimo! www.deantudor.com
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Schadenford's Appellative Function
Have you noticed that reportage on Schadenford now includes the word "falsely" or "untruthfully", as in "Ford falsely suggested spending..." or "Ford untruthfully said that gravy....".
Try a Google search. BTW, these same words are also being applied to Doug Ford, as revealed by the search.
In that context, Ford was interviewed on Fairchild TV and "falsely" suggested that spending for the Waterfront Toronto project of Sugar Beach was approved during his two-month stint in rehab.
He said: "As soon as I go away they go and spend a million dollars on rocks and umbrellas. The gravy train obviously was back on the rails as soon as I'm away"
[Sugar Beach was actually completed in August 2010, before Ford was even elected]
To drugs and alcohol, may we also add "delusions of grandeur"? Meet our Mayor – Schadenford the False !!
Chimo! www.deantudor.com
Saturday, May 3, 2014
Doug Ford to run instead of Rob Ford?
Why not Doug Ford? Who better to carry on the name --
His motto: "All of the sleaziness with none of the embarrassment."
Chimo! www.deantudor.com
Thursday, May 1, 2014
"He let his supporters down and the people of Toronto"
"Rob was very emotional when he told me," Doug Ford says. "The hardest thing about this is he knows he let people down. He let his family down, he let his friends down, he let his colleagues down, he let his supporters down and the people of Toronto."
So why should he continue to be mayor – how can he be mayor? He lets everybody down, and has for the past 40 years. How can he be re-elected?
We as people of Toronto have now let each other down....Time to right the wrong.
Chimo! www.deantudor.com
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Sunday, January 26, 2014
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Rob Ford and Blue Jays
HAIKU
Blue Jays fans rejoice
Second chances are the norm
In Rob Ford's city
....written by Mike Oz, not me...
Chimo! www.deantudor.com
Chimo! www.deantudor.com
Ford drinking? His comment on responding to Jan 20/14 video...
According to the Star online site --
"On Tuesday, hours after the release of the first video, Ford admitted he had been drinking. The mayor's admission comes one week after he told reporters he no longer drank.
"I was with some friends and what I do in my personal life and (with) my personal friends, that's up to me," Ford told reporters at city hall."
Since Ford is wily enough to only answer direct questions to the manner in which they were phrased, then I must take this to mean – Ford does still drink, but only with his friends and on his own time.
He just does not drink while on the job, as mayor or whatever.
Ok? Got that? FORD STILL DRINKS, but only on his own time. He's an abstaining Mayor....
Chimo! www.deantudor.com
Chimo! www.deantudor.com
Thursday, January 2, 2014
One story we might be seeing in November...
...TRAWNA (GOSH News Services) – Mayor Rob Ford, who earlier ran for re-election, has decided to call for a recount, despite losing by 200,000 votes. "The fix was in," said the former mayor. "They deliberately miscounted the ballots – I need to see every one of them, to find the errors. Come on, everybody who votes in Toronto loves me. I brought in a whack of grass from Colorado, and you're telling me that I lost the election? Not possible...."
Chimo! www.deantudor.com
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