Sunday, September 14, 2014

Ford Trade-Ins

TRAWNA – (GOSH News Services) – GOSH has just found out that apparently, the current Rob Ford model has been recalled due to some problems with its internal combustion engine (something about belching black gas)...
Owners are required to show evidence of ownership and go to their closest Ford dealership in order to pick up the substitute model, Doug Ford.
The latest model (not necessarily the newest) is the Druggie, er, Dougie line, more powerful than the Robbery, er, Robbie line, but still prone to gaffes in its pickup. There are also slight problems with its deceleration procedures which might lead to whiplash, but that is usually cured by its rapid acceleration in times of need. The model is usually more focused than one would think.
More news on this recall as it happens....

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